New year's course.

Hello everybody!
How are you? I'm fine and I hope you a too!

My holidays were fantastic, I went in Paris (again) and in Agrigento (for the first time!)
I enjoyed much all my free time with my friends and now I'm ready to start a new course of English with you alll!

So... When the new course should start? Who of you would like to come to it?
Who of yu could live without listening to my sillynesses at least once a week?

See you soon, SOON!!! ^_^
Paolo.

It's true!

Oh, what a pity, it's true that nobody write in this blog... Poor Flavia...
Shame on us all!!

Well, now I'll write something like... like "Something".
Yes!

I'm crazy, but not enough to be always happy.

But, I've enjoyed the last pizza and I hope that the next time will be soon, and funfilled.

P.

let's meet for a Pizza!!

Hi everybody!
What do you think of going out and taking a pizza?
Let me know when and where!!

Francesca

The bellissim story of Cappuccett Red:

One mattin her mamma dissed: 'Dear Cappuccett, take this cest to the nonn, but attention to the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest!
Good luck! And in bocc at the lup!'.

Cappuccett didn't cap very well this ultim thing but went away, da sol, with the cest. Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at a cert punt she incontered the lup, who dissed: 'Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl! 'Ndove do you go?'.

'To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but it is full of a sacc of chocolate and biscots and panettons and more and mirtills', she dissed.

'Ah, mannagg 'a Maruschella' (maybe an expression com: what a cul that had) dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc.

And so the lup dissed: 'Beh, now I dev andar because the telephoninis squilling, sorry.' And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn's House.

Cappuccett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued for her sentier in the forest. The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and after saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon.

Then, after sputing the dentier, he indossed the ridicol night berret and fikked himself in the let.

When cappuccett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and entered.

But when the little and stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn, but the lup, ricord?)dissed: 'But nonn, why do you stay in let?'.

And the nonn-lup: 'Oh!, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!'.

'Oh, poor nonn!', said Cappuccett (she was more than stupid, I think, wasn't she?).

Then she dissed: 'But...what big okks you have! Do you bisogn some collir?'.

'Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear stupid)little girl', dissed the nonn-lup.

Then cappuccett, who was more dur than a block of marm: 'But what big oreks you have! Do you have the Orekkions?'

And the nonn-lup: 'Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better'.

And Cappuccett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said: 'But what big dents you have!'.

And the lup, at this point dissed: 'It is to magn you better!'.

And magned really tutt quant the poor little girl. But(tadah!)out of the house a simpatic, curious ! and innocent cacciator of frod sented all and dissed: 'Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of solds'.

And so, spinted only for the compassion for the little girl, butted a terr many kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed till that moment, imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz and killed the lup.

Then squarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc)and tired for a the nonn(still viv)and Cappuccett (still rincoglionited). And so, at the end, the cacciator of frod vended the pellicc and guadagned honestly a sacc of solds.

The nonn magned tutt the leccornies that were in the cest. And so, everybody lived felix and content (maybe not the lup!).

WAL-MART GREETER

The Wal-Mart Greeter
A very loud, very unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into
Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way
Through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly 'Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they
Ain't.The older one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you
Think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter 'I just
Couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank
You for Shopping at Wal-Mart
(WAL-MART IS A LARGE DEPARTMENT STORE IN AMERICA)

tongue twister- by squosh

"Scioglilingua" in English:

Ci sono Tre Moduli.


1 - Modulo principianti:

Tre Streghe guardano tre orologi Swatch. Quale strega guarda quale Orologio Swatch?

In inglese:

Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which Witch watch which Swatch Watch?



2 - Modulo avanzato:

Tre streghe 'trans' guardano I cinturini di tre orologi Swatch. Quale
strega trans guarda i cinturini di quale orologio Swatch

In inglese:

Three switched Witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched
Witch watch Which Swatch watch switch?



3 - Modulo per masters:

Tre Streghe svedesi transessuali guardano I cinturini di tre orologi
'Swatch' svizzeri. Quale strega svedese transessuale guarda quale
Cinturino di quale orologio 'Swatch' svizzero?

In inglese:

Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch
switches.
Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch
watch switch?

class-dinner/afterdinner by Squosh

What a wonderful thing, while I was returning home after the class I've seen a fox running across my way!
It's so beautiful that they are still living in Parco Pineta! ^_^

But... I'm writing here to invite everybody to a class-dinner or a class-afterdinnerdrinking somewhere on one of the next evening. It would be a nice way to have a deeper knowledge of each others and I hope that noone will decline mi invitation.
All we have to do is to decide a where and a when.
Yes Grace, it's not correct in English, and neither in Italian, but it's so expressive! :p

See you soon!